Was keeping diaries [released in 2023 as Stewart Copeland’s Police Diaries] and filming initially just for fun? What’s your favourite footage? Misty62 They were such exciting times; I really wanted to grab some of them. I’d no idea it would be of interest 40 years later. My tiny diaries were mostly full of things like how much we got paid or how many people came but also innermost thoughts such as grandiose schemes – hey, if I could get a Klark Kent deal I could make £7,000 a year! – and grievances, dark stuff. My favourite footage is at Birmingham town hall where we were supporting Albertos Y Los Trios Paranoias. Their manager told us they should have charged us to be on the tour as it was sold out. Well, we soon found out why it was sold out. We mounted the stage to this high-pitched shriek of pubescent females. After our struggles as a fake punk band and working constantly, suddenly we were on the front of all the girly magazines and were a teeny bopper band. That night we had to fight our way through a mob to get to the cars.
Before you had a drum kit, or even any sticks, did you pretend to drum using knitting needles? Marshallofcharlton I used the bars from wooden coat hangers, so my dad’s suits would fall off, but I had sticks. I was a squeaky anaemic 12-year-old but whenever I got dissed at my boarding school in Somerset I would imagine a huge drum break that would crack the prefect’s head wide open. When I hit the imaginary drums I became an 800lb silverback swinging through the trees. My other instrument was a tennis racket guitar. I’d stand in my room listening to Jimi Hendrix through headphones, blazing away. One day my dad tapped me on the shoulder, Jimi vaporised and suddenly I was a skinny little kid playing a tennis racket with a tablecloth around his shoulders.
Did your father [ Miles Axe Copeland Jr ] ever suggest joining the CIA to follow in his footsteps? Bauhaus66 He did not, but he sure liked it when people spotted that my band were the Police and my brother Ian’s company [Frontier Booking International] were called the FBI and thought it was all a CIA plot orchestrated by padre. The band name was originally Fuck the Police but I chickened out. My dad was a jazz trumpeter playing with people like Glenn Miller but the war broke out and he ended up in intelligence [becoming a founding member of the CIA]. Books about him say he told colourful stories, but then their research would find out they were true. One day my brother Miles came home from the American community school in Beirut and asked, “Dad, are you a spy?” To which my father replied: “Who wants to know?”
Did you ever encounter Sex Pistols live in those heady early days? DaveJMel I encountered the individuals at gigs and parties, but never saw them live because they didn’t play many shows. I saw the Clash, the Damned and others and loved the DIY aspect of punk. I was drumming with [prog band] Curved Air when the Sounds journalist, Phil Sutcliffe, took me to see Sting’s band, Last Exit, in Newcastle. He could sing and play bass, and had such magnificent charisma. I’d seen this new scene happening but had to call him and persuade him to come down to London to start a band, and the rest is history.
Did you really squat in Mayfair in the 1970s? Or just share someone’s flat? Kellysahero1970 My father knew a socialite who had this huge gothic two-storey penthouse and took in lodgers to help with the rent. When she wanted to give up the apartment the lodgers wouldn’t leave, so my dad said, “You can’t kick them out, but there’s nothing to stop you from inviting my two snarly sons and [Curved Air singer] rock diva Sonja Kristina to move in, as well as my son’s drum kit.” So we moved in and they moved out, apart from Lady Colin Campbell, who’s worth a Google. My brother Ian threw the wildest parties. When Sting came up to meet me he must have been impressed. We jammed and later did the first ever Police photoshoot on the roof.
Before the start of On Any Other Day, on Reggatta de Blanc , you can be heard saying: “The other ones are complete bullshit .” What were you referring to? EddieChorepost I had a bunch of dumb lyrics before turning them into a sensible song, but when I started to lay that down, they said that the first lyrics were much better. I said, “Oh, the other ones are complete bullshit.” But we used them, so they turned out to be not such bullshit after all.
Was there ever any attempt to record any new Police material beyond the 1986 versions of Don’t Stand So Close to Me and De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da ? Mr_Datadude Sting’s idea was to go back in the studio and re-record all our hits, now that studios were better and we were better musicians. Then I was in a polo game, my horse slipped and did a somersault and I broke my collarbone. I couldn’t play drums, so we had my Fairlight CMI music computer up against Sting’s Synclavier. We spent two weeks screaming at one another. I thought the results were cool, but the world was pretty much united in agreement that the new arrangements sucked.
What are your memories of making [1985 album and film] The Rhythmatist? Keepst I went to Africa in search of the origins of American music. They had no idea who I was. Up the Congo river in the deep triple-canopy jungle, people there had never even seen white people before. They’d never seen themselves, not even in a mirror, so we gave them a Polaroid of the group. We threw a party for 400 people and to them it was like the martians had landed. The director – the same guy that took Sting to the Amazon – and I argued all the way across Africa but the film has some great shots of me serenading lions in a chicken cage. It’s the dumbest movie ever made but with a little hindsight it’s actually pretty funny.
Reckon you could have pulled off the winged underpants in Dune better than Sting? VammyP Oh no! Sting has magnificent pecs and can’t wait to show them. I still have a skinny bony chest.
How did you get on with the Cramps when they supported you on your 1979 tour? Bhunabhoy I loved the Cramps. They were really strange. You’d go into their dressing room and they’d be hanging from the ceiling like bats, with the lights out. Audiences hated them. After their set the stage would be covered with beer, glasses, rotten eggs, tomatoes, whatever. My other favourite opening act was the Go-Go’s, five women who lit up the stadium, so when we came out we were rocking.
If you could have been in any other band, back in the 70s and 80s, which one would you have chosen? original
What memories do you have of the live arena production of Ben-Hur from 2009? VerulamiumParkRanger Oh God, such a drama. This crazy German [Franz Abraham] had assembled all these forces to produce this humungous show. Then the stock market crashed and all the money went, so we had to lie and cheat to get the show to open. At the O2 Arena [in London] Sean Connery declined so I got the job as narrator, on horseback, in front of 18,000 people and 400 Romanian and Ukrainian extras. My voice was prerecorded, so I was miming, but the horse took off in a flat out gallop. It looked great, but was what you might call an urgent exit.
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